If I Lived in Paris...

 If I lived in Paris I couldn't get a Nathan's Hot Dogs.

 I could get a big bucket of moutarde for a song. But what to put it on?

 No funky little food carts in Paris for a quickie

 You have to go some place like this - Moulin de la Vierge

 And buy something like a palmier for quick bite

 Big-ass smiles are a big non-non in Paris as if you didn't know...

 Only serious-faced multiple drum majorettes beat out Vuitton's tune in Galeries Lafayette vitrine for Christmas

 No pink cap erasers to speak of to fit my beloved Papermate yellow pencils (the French must be for Canada). I wish Staples would open in Paris...

 Pantone Pink Barbie seen at CDG - probably a universal item..

 I wouldn't find any NYC yellow cabs if I lived in Paris...

Do you think La Poste would give me a lift occasionally?

 No chorus lineup of poodles in Paris like in Bergdorf's windows...

 Just Paris dogs, who look you up and down and check out your shoes, bag and scarf.

 Speaking of darling dogs, Biff has made it into the Financial Times' HOW TO SPEND IT (many thanks to author Karen Wheeler). There's a story about Parisbreakfast too btw.

 Lizzie and Charlotte are in Paris now and not minding doing without Nathan's Hot Dogs or pink erasers.

Course French Bear wouldn't mind if I lived in Paris.

Hmmmm I wonder...